Esai

One of the maddest motherfuckers to grace this planet. Doesn't take shit from anyone. An Esai is reliable and should be your go to person. Also see wildcard.

I saw Esai kick the shit out of 10 dudes last night. As a young teen Jean-Claude Van Damme once told reporters that one day he'd like to grow up and become an Esai.

by Senor Badass24 March 25, 2009

Esai

The greatest, most awesome person ever. Many think there's not much to him, but in the time that it took you to think that, he already figured all your are, your weaknesses and devised a plan to take you down if need be. He possess several abilities such as great strength and stamina. Students in the day, café worker in the evening and badass at night. One of the greatest rangers to come across the range. Don't ever ever mess with this guy. You'll regret it for lifetimes to come.

Jane: "OMG did you see how Esai took down that guy?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it was as if he was planning it for a while but he only knew him for 5 minutes"

by Ancient_Hunter June 1, 2022

ESAI

Exclusionist Sexualities and Identities

A direct opposite of MOGAI
A selected community built on exclusiveness, and made solely for the purpose of creating a safe space for LGBT exclusionists and exclu leaning neutrals

Brad: Hey dude, are you a member of the LGBT community?
Kim: Yeah, but I'm also in the ESAI community.

by tychobrahesnose April 20, 2021

Esai

YOUR SHORTYS REALTOR

Get an Esai calendar to remember your great home buying / selling experience all year!

by Saiguy November 24, 2021

Esai

To violently shit ones self.

I thought I could trust that fart but I esai My pants.

by caf523 May 20, 2019

Esai

Esai you really a hoe ass lil boi i really do that to you

Hey Esai wanna come over

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Esai

Esai is athletic , smart , and very handsome . he is a heart throb to most girls who see him but they are afraid to say they like him because he will probably make a joke out of it like he does about everything else. in his free time he is an utter badass and he has more charisma than his entire office of colleagues combined.

girl: "look hes so handsome, should i ask him out?"
boy:"not if you want him to laugh at you like the Esai he is"

by JesusBLESSmyBOOT January 6, 2025