equal opportunity cock

This describes a man who does not care if a woman is short or tall, thick or thin, black, brown, red, yellow, or white skinned, if she has kids or not, or if they are 10 years older or younger. Or 20 years, within the boundary of the law.

A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...

The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.

(Spotting a hottie) Bob: I'd hit that.

John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.

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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.

White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.

by t_doffing July 18, 2009

equalist

1) One who believes all posses certain rights. The most basic of these rights being: life, possession, expresion. These rights are limited by the rights of others.

2) One who defends the rights of all, whithout discriminating the opposition's rights. Such a one opposes segregating terms such as: "black power", "white power", "feminism", etc...

A) "We believe that all, no matter their sex, race, or religion, have the right to life, possession, and expression. We are 'Equalists'!"

B) "Let us discard all discriminating terms. Including 'black power', 'white power', 'feminism' and any other discriminating term! Let us all be 'Equalists' !"

by man_id_unknown September 1, 2008

Jerry's equation

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.

He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.

by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019

Chevrolet Equinox

One of the all-time greatest SUVs by Chevrolet, especially the second gen (2010-2015) and third gen (2016-2017). It features an optional fuel efficient 2.4 liter Ecotec inline-4 and a more powerful 3.6 liter Ecotec V-6. Both engine options feature an organized layout and DI (Direct injection) fuel injectors. This vehicle also features more leg room and cargo room than you might think. All trim levels come standard with remote start on the key fob. The LTZ model, later changed to "Premier" nameplate in 2016 for the third gen includes a stylish finish with chrome trim placement, stylish interior, tri-coat paint finish, remote-push rear liftgate, easy-to-use infotainment center, Bluetooth connectivity, and more modern conveniences. Although the highest trim level offers more, base models still maintain a sharp look and safety features all-round. There is one issue in particular with 2010-2013 model year Equinox and that is increased oil consumption. General Motors recalled this issue soon after in 2014 and can be treated under warranty. If you are looking for reliability, comfort, safety, cargo room, and efficiency, the Equinox is your token.

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Joseph: "...So anyway, what car is your mind set on?"
Dave: "I would like a Chevrolet Equinox for my wife and kids."
Joseph: "Good for families on a budget!"

by ChevyEquinox December 2, 2020

equal opportunity asshole

Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.

"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."

by radiumbreath January 18, 2010

Equatorial Cock

A tropical drink made from spiced rum, ginger and lime (banana and passion fruit variations are often promoted by the limp-wristed). Indigenous Caribbean tribesmen believed that drinking an Equatorial Cock was the gateway to cosmic blessing.

Holy Shit! Did you see the fish he caught after drinking an Equatorial Cock

by Slor July 25, 2012

equasy

Addiction to horseback riding. A term created by British professor David Nutt in attempt to compare the harms of risky but legal activities, such as horseback riding, to those of illegal ones, such as drugs. "Equasy" is deliberately made to sound similar to "ecstasy".

Statistically, a person is more likely to suffer serious bodily injury or death from equasy , or horseback riding, than from taking ecstasy.

by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015