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emospider

the most amazing instagram account. 10/10. absolutely based.
person: do you follow emospider ?
other person: obviously. they’re the reason i have deleted instagram.
by ghostlyfungus June 23, 2021
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a douche of emos

n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.
Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.

Hey look at that, a douche of emos.

...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
by Mirrors July 13, 2009
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emoshirt

A shirt long enough to cover the entire wrist and part of the hand. The shirt may also have holes for the thumb so the wrist will never be exposed. These shirts are used mostly by the emotional type of people who participate in cutting.
"I guess I need to wash my emoshirt for tomorrow because my boyfriend broke up with me..."

"Hey that shirt has thumb holes, is it for keeping warm?"

"No, it is actually to hide the cuts on my wrists"
by ConksDonks September 6, 2014
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Emosewa

An expression used when something is so AWESOME, it can only be described as EMOSEWA.
It's spelled backwards to show it's twice as awesome as normal.
Lanie: How's your taco?
Mateo: It's Emosewa, the best I've ever had.
by GoldStarGrl August 4, 2011
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emocument

the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.

Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary

And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
"Emocument! Emocument! Emocument!!!"

"Where is karen? she needs to be emocumenting!!"
by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005
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Totes Emosh

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.
Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.
by Ser Davos April 18, 2020
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wanna be emos

Wanna be emos or wemos
someone who has greasy black hair with massive roots.
listens to my chemical romance the black parade and has'nt heard of the other two albums, but claims to be "there biggest fan"
totally bums up to panic! at the disco
wears black and someother colour preferably pink or red fingerless gloves
loves skulls and crossbones, and has a pair of fake converse with them on form new look
is a rowfers fanatic and bums up to them
likes to pretend there bi-sexual but has never made out with a girl in there life.
basically a 'wemo' is a like a greebo but not as much trench coats.
msn convo:

IheartGerardWay says: hey, guess what?

EmoPrincess666 says: hey whats up?

IheartGerardWay says: im bi sexual

EmoPrincess666 says: oh, cool beans <3

IheartGerardWay says: im bored im going cut myself to pass the time.

EmoPrincess666 says: good idea can i come round your house then we can cut together and talk about how emo fall out boy are.

IheartGerardWay says: sure, but don't get bloond on my carpet

EmoPrincess666 says: lol,i wont, it's not as if im trying commit suicide ¬.¬

IheartGerardWay says: lol ok c you in a bitch

wanna be emos
by VictoriaForACowboyx August 30, 2007
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