eggnog emasculation

Drinking too much eggnog to the point where you damage your urinary tract.

Damn he got an eggnog emasculation.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019

Eggnog Pie

When one gets intoxicated on Bourbon, stops by McDonalds on the way home for a Large vanilla shake and whist performing cunnilingus, vomits upon the vagina. But as not to waste the Bourbon nor the shake, he or she muscles through and keeps eating.

"Hey Chad, how did your date go last night?" ...."Ugh. It was good, but ended up eatin' the ol' Eggnog Pie if you know what I mean."

by Tood Smooth March 29, 2016

tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

Christmas Eggnog

Its when you chill your balls with something really cold and have someone start sucking on them and then they spit it out into a shot glass mix with vodka then shove it up there pussy and have someone(or you) drink it while there squirting it out.

Hot Chick: Want some Christmas Eggnog?
You: Y?
Hot Chick: becuz i didnt finish mine

by BlakeAteYourCat December 20, 2010

eggnog latte

an adjective meaning homosexual.

dude, that shirt is pretty eggnog latte

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

deconstructed eggnog

The method of whale bukkake being served at a holiday bash.

Damn this deconstructed eggnog is the bomb.

by Whitechicksfam December 29, 2016

eggnog milkshake

A holiday sex act where the male ejaculates on a female and goes to take a picture, but when he returns with a camera she has cleaned it off. Still wanting a picture, the male then pours eggnog over her face and breasts in an eggnog bukkake.

She cleaned up before I took the pic so I gave her an eggnog milkshake.

by SandyClaws December 12, 2013