Earie Canal

When two guys each take their dick and put it in each of one girls ears and then blowing their load causing the semen to meet in the middle or the stronger blast coming out the other

I heard you guys gave emily an earie canal

we sure did i think shes deaf in one ear now

by Captain butter biscuit April 6, 2010

Earning the Red Wings

When a man eats out a woman who is on her period.

Chris just earned his Red Wings

by Kayla December 8, 2003

Be-earlied

The opposite of belated. Existing or appearing BEFORE the normal or proper time.

I knew I would forget to wish him Happy Birthday, so I wished him a be-earlied happy birthday.

by andoman November 6, 2009

earning your redwings

The science of pleasuring a girl to the fullest possible climax by eating her out while she's on her period.

"Dude, isn't your girlfriend on your period?
. "Yeah but I had to earn my redwings"
"oh my god don't tell me that dude"

"you will be earning your redwings one day"

by Richardo Despartes January 18, 2013

ernie davis academy

the worst fucking school in new york. if you come in contact with this school you better run fast and hold your breath because it SMELLS up in this bitch. Nothing but pothead white boys, emos, petty bitches, and stanky ass hoes in this school. Also wtf is it, a high school or a middle school? Anyways, fuck Ernie Davis Academy

Matt: Yo this girl added me on snap she’s high key valid
Caleb: Yo yeah she is, where’s she from?
Matt: Ernie Davis Academy
Caleb: OH FUCK ASS NO. ABORT MISSION

by User19373782292 November 7, 2019

Ernie

Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive Ernie and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover.

Secretly, he'd like to punch alot of people in the mouth.

That Ernie hides his violent tendancies with a big smile.

by rubytooshoos February 8, 2010

Ernie'd

1)To have been sabatoged by someone named Ernie. 2)To resolve an issue in a backwards way.

This computer has been ernie'd.

by Brian Edson April 11, 2008