A dick that gets hard immediately when a guy's turned on. Could be taken as a sign of a healthy relationship, and is a desirable trait as a man gets older.
"John was hard the second I put on the maid's costume. But then again, he does have an eager peter."
by GammaQuadrant5 August 20, 2017
Get the eager petermug. Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.
by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025
Get the Eager Beavermug. Eager drinkers are your average janes or joes who may or may not have had a long (but average) work week. But on Thirsty Thursday they want at start the weekend party early. But they only come out for two beers (lol) on Thursday. Then Friday hits and they are all about some Brett Eldredge or some Luke Combs (He plays guitar.)
by J Alan August 22, 2018
Get the Eager drinkersmug. Finding and adding somebody on Facebook that you have just met (within 12-24 hours).
Some may consider weird and/or stalker-ish.
Some may consider weird and/or stalker-ish.
Jane just got home from the bar and checked her email. She couldn't believe Sam had added her on Facebook already. She thought this was a bit of an eager-add (and got up to close her blinds immediately).
by onenineeightsix October 27, 2008
Get the eager-addmug. One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.
Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.
by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024
Get the The Eager Erikmug. by Goldentaint September 24, 2014
Get the eager eatermug. by Kaylee Eager April 27, 2016
Get the kaylee eagermug.