Dousche-Bagette

a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious

Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette

by mucho juan March 17, 2006

Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Douchbag Santa

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.

Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchbag Santa!

by First DB December 22, 2013

douchbagitron

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.

I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.

by jayseabee April 24, 2009

Douchbagathon

Watching the full season of Jersey shore in one day

“Hey Carla want to come over and watch the douchbagathon?”
"Na Jersey shore gives you brain herpes "

by Jsole February 4, 2010

douchbagerie

the act, or state of being a douchbag.

did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.

by cpn January 13, 2008

douchbaggery

The act of having a popped collar, sunglasses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not participating in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche Bag!!!!

The Douchbaggery of those douchbags was douch baggle!!!!

by Robert "Robbie" Jackson VIII April 24, 2006