Doutch-Bag 

Doutch-Bag is a prank that started around the late 1930's, but reached it's popularity in the mid 1960's. The prank is when a person or group of people fart in a brown paper bag. After every has took a took a turn, you ask a Doutch to smell the bag by tricking him/her. You must have a clever reason in order for him/her to smell. After he/she smells the bag you have suceeded. Warning: no urinating or making a bowel movement in the bag. This is considered dishonourable and highly frowned upon by many.

He hit my wife. Let's doutch-bag him!

Doutch-Bag by RAVIS134 March 2, 2011

dutch bag slapper 

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

dutch bag slapper by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Douch Bag 

A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.

That kid is such a Douch Bag for farting on the trail the whole time.

Douch Bag by Baldassare Cossa May 2, 2009

douch bag 

A stupid asshole concerned with stupid shit, hense douch bag. Someone who is so concerned with themselves, so much so, that they don't see they don't just undermine everyone else, but themselves as well.

That douch bag at the club with all the bling around his neck and sporting the newest fad kept making creepy passes all night. He does not see the girls all left and he screwed all the other guys’ including himself.

That slutty girl at the club has two kids and a husband at home and would rather shake her ass, what a douch bag. She does not see her kids will grow up to hate her and her husband will eventually leave her.

A douch bag professional athlete snubs and/or insults fans. He does not see that he is screwing over his fellow athletes, his fans, and eventually himself.

A successful business man fusses over his car, his suit, clothes, house, and/or jewellery. The doch bag cares nothing for his children, his wife, his community, or people at work. Then he has the balls to complain his wife cheats, his kids are losers, his car continually gets vandalized, and everyone at work is trying to get him fired.

douch bag by stellarstyle September 3, 2010

dousch bag 

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

dousch bag by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

dousch bag 

a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night

hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny

dousch bag by fozzy wozzy October 6, 2006

Douch Bag 

a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.

My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.

Douch Bag by The ex-wife/baby mama June 14, 2010