Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
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Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.
by Jay BQ April 26, 2011
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Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?
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Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?
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Get the douchelectual mug.A school that is complete shit as teaching (white) kids and anyone who is somewhat normal. The PE teachers are pedos. Everyone's antisocial or a sjw and nobody can take anyone else who doesn't look ASIAN or INDIAN.
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