Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double Crack

When you are in a car with other people and have to fart really badly you let a little crack go and open crack the windows open very little but increase as you let more fart go

John opened the window a crack every 20 seconds as he was farting a little in between. John was double cracking

by akararules July 27, 2010

Double-wink

When a girl looks into a guys eyes and double-winks or 'blinks' in a cute seductive way to say she's into him.

"Hey dude I think she's really into you, she just gave you a double-wink"

by loopylousy August 27, 2013

double stuff

When a guy gives a girl a creampie in her pussy then turn her over and give's her another one in her ass.

Chad gave Keirsten a double stuff last night in her mom's bed!

by SlopNChop May 29, 2016

double deathsuit

Slang term for the double occupancy mushroom spore-impregnated “death suit” that is the eco-friendly method of burial nowadays.

Oh my dear, how intensely romantic of you to suggest we get the double deathsuit and gently decompose together into the earth for eternity.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019

Double snap

When someone snapchats you a second picture even when you left them on delivered or open in hopes of you responding.

Omg Jack double snapped me even after I left him on open, he must really want me to snap back!

by Imboredlmao January 8, 2020

Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.

Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......

by Scoopalone May 19, 2013