by jasssskkkl January 10, 2010
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by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008
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Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!
by Awesomazing February 4, 2009
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"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."
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by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010
Get the douchetard mug.The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
by W54th8X August 6, 2010
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The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.
The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.
One of the great things about the #iPhone was abandoning the #stylus. Not sure why #samsung thinks bring it back is #innovation and #freedom
(That's it; the form validation stupidly insists that the word "douchetag" appear in here.)
(That's it; the form validation stupidly insists that the word "douchetag" appear in here.)
by Oscar Goldman August 20, 2012
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1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
by erwix August 16, 2010
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