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Doucheriffic

Is an adjective describing a douche (piece of crap) doing something terrifically (great or intense).
As in "His urinating in public was so DOUCHERIFFIC, I dumped his ass."
by Jetset334 September 23, 2009
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douchewaffle

It is a "breakfast swear" as defined by me and my friends this past summer!! I thought I created the word, and we argued over whether or not it could be used during the day, or just in the morning.
You suck at life, you douchewaffle. Or...Josh is a douchewaffle. Or...Go eat a douchewaffle, douchewaffle.
by JonnyMat October 19, 2004
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DoucheWaffle

1. an insult to a person who really sucks & is a complete idiotic lame ass.
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
1. Those fucking DoucheWaffles on the boat over there have been playing Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here" on repeat all day long, how fucking lame!

2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
by Pinkerton Detective October 21, 2010
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douchewaffle

He can economically fix the country but the douchewaffle has gone bankrupt himself.
by ex yankee boy May 2, 2016
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douchepumpkin

A name you call a freind that is being an extra douche.

Also used as abbreviated D.P.
Joe your such a fucking douchepumpkin.

Matt is such a D.P.
by lowell levenson August 9, 2008
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Doucheouflage

Someone that is allowed into a circle for a short time, till they are found out to be quite Douchey.

Can also indicate that certain styles of apparel worn by a Douchebag, to be considered by the Douchebag as being non Douchey.

Lastly in any event to which normal non Douchey individuals have to lower their standards in behavior or style, and mingle with large groups of Douchebags.
“He looked like an ok guy but what a tool, guess he had on his Doucheouflage”

or
“That guy still wears Ed Hardy, guess he thinks he is in Doucheouflage”
or
"I have to be on the SMU campus later today. Better make sure that I don my doucheouflage."
by Skull Squadron August 26, 2013
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Douchewaffle

Anyone who is related to, associated with, or acts like Michael or Vincent B.
Just the way they act, Mike Dirk Deegler Bhend and is brother Vinnie are real douchewaffles who have terrible swag
by T.W.Y.S January 1, 2017
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