1. an insult to a person who really sucks & is a complete idiotic lame ass.
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
1. Those fucking DoucheWaffles on the boat over there have been playing Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here" on repeat all day long, how fucking lame!
2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
by Pinkerton Detective October 21, 2010
Get the DoucheWafflemug. An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
by Kendall October 3, 2004
Get the douchewafflemug. The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009
Get the Douchewafflemug. by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009
Get the douchewafflemug. One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.
by War1986 May 4, 2005
Get the douchewafflemug. A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.
I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.
by thatbigsumbich January 1, 2010
Get the Douchewafflemug. by Mason McCoy May 6, 2011
Get the Douchewafflemug.