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Doomflake

Doomflake (noun)

adapted from the derogatory insult snowflake
1

(A) a person who identifies as a progressive, but is a supporter the second amendment (USA)

i) derogatory when used by some, old-guard libtard snowflake or as a self-identifier or boast. See also: neo-liberalism blue-dog No Party Needed new--guard
Synonyms: Pariah (negative)or outsider {unicorn (political-neutral)

2 Doomflakes (plural noun, inanimate)

A) A hypothetical / theoretical breakfast cereal that wakes you up out of the false reality you've been living in. See also {sheeplemeats

3 (verb) Doomflaked

(A) An underestimation or misjudgment that has been allowed to, or encouraged to exist, usually with implied poor outcome to the one who has made the error See also: sukka dupe hoodwink
(noun, derogatory)
"I saw him at the store buying like, all these little bullet-things. sic He's a total doomflake. He was wearing carharts and a scarf yo. ewwww.

(noun) identity, positive
"Best thing I ever did was to accept the doomflake inside me. It's America man, this place be like that. Crazy. Hugs, buds and earpro. All we need right?"

(noun)
"You best eat some doomflakes my friend; you're about to be crushed under the heel of the new autocracy."

(Verb) Doomflaked
"Damn, we just got doomflaked by a bunch of libtards man. Are they allowed to protect themselves too?!"
by DFATW June 6, 2020
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doomtard

A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.
"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."
by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012
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Related Words
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Dooman

a cross between Dude and Man
hey Dooman wus up, that dooman is awsome
by JP Daley February 9, 2008
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doomsayer

A disgruntled and cynical person, usually a gamer roaming the forums and internet proclaiming the coming death of a certain game - usually following a controversial game update/patch.
Matt: So Dave, how do you like the new Clash of Clans update?
Dave: They really screwed over the casual player by destroying farming. I think they have about one month to fix things or all casuals will leave and the game will for sure die.
Matt: You're such a doomsayer, Dave.
by PiggyBa April 4, 2016
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Doomah

Hamood spelled backward usually used to ask if someones shlong fits in in someones mouth. Used by dumbass motherfuckers who like dead memes and think its cool. If someone says this you have the legal right to bring the person into the contidion of the meme(dead)
Person1: Hey whats hamood spelled backwards
Person2: Doomah
Person1: Doomah cock fit in your mouth
by Vertorgasm November 17, 2021
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doomache

The nausea associated with playing long matches of doom after having not played the game for a while/having never played the game. Pain/pressure/ill-feelings are generally reported in the stomach area.
Ugh, dude, I have a massive doomache from that lan party.
by _LLOH_ May 16, 2007
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doomtastic

adj. 1) The mass media reaction to something so fantastically tragic, immediate and vast in scope that normal human emotional responses are insufficient, Like the Gulf Oil Spill, or the Haitian earthquake, or 9/11.

2) Movies or media based on disasters or war, sometimes called disaster porn.
Did you see 2012, volacnos and tsunamis and earthquakes! It was doomtastic!
by Thor Conner September 25, 2010
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