Derpatology

Is the observation that common socially acceptable behaviors, reactionary standards of dispute resolution, interests in higher learning and "self betterment" are on the sharp decline in America and some other country/states . Many Derpatologists agree; with the constant incline of the state of "Derp", lower I.Q's will follow at an equal or sharply worsening rate.

Very un-common to use in sentence structure, since it's not science just rhetoric at this point. But as a rudimentary example:

"Got my B.S. in Sociology. Served four years in Peace Core. Became a parole officer. Yada yada yada, later found my way into derpatology."

by Bob Dobbs IV June 4, 2013

Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

derping around

1. Verb - Aimlessly wandering when you could have been doing something useful.

1. Derp: Hey man, what were u doing in the market?
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.

2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.

Son: Okay...

by gunslingerpro January 23, 2012

Berp a derp derp

A phrase used to express emotion, typically confusion or happiness.

Suzie: "I just love ice skating!"
Johnny: "Berp a derp derp! What?"

by YoGrannmotha August 28, 2010

Derpa

Someone who makes a funny mistake. Someone who does something but turns out wrong and funny.

Jeff was filling softdrinks and they fell over and went everywhere. Chris yells, you Derpa!

by Kristoff87 July 22, 2019

Derp Strength

1) A term defining a certain super strength or power one has because they are mentally challenged, lacking of mental ability or any other similar conditions. It can be used in many different ways, such as descriptive, insulting, empowering or endearing etc. It can also be said in response to someone getting lucky, or sacking you, in or at something when they shouldn't have been able to.

"Wow, Jonah has derp strength. He picked up two guys at the same time."

"WTH?!?! He hasn't got shot all frikkin day!!! but he has no kills!!! He sucks! but why cant i beat him!!! Hes got frikkin derp strength!!!"

Person 1: "LOOOOL, duuuude, you totally sacked him"
Person 2: "I know man. Its dat derp strength"
All Surrounding People: "LOLOLOLOLOL"

Person 1: "Bro, what happened to your eye?"
Person 2: "Dude, i was walking down the hall, and that mentally challenged dude came up and punched the crap out of me"
Person 1: "Yea bro, you gotta watch out for those dudes. You know they got that derp strength"
Person 2: "Derp strength?"
Person 1: "Yea, you know how mentally challenged people somehow are super strong? Thats derp strength"
Person 2: "Well, i didnt know that, but i do now... *rubs eye*"

by poopybuttoxes March 28, 2013

state of derp

The melting of the brain after taking ecstasy

This roll got me in a state of derp

by 3 derps in a pod November 16, 2017