stressin' the dingle

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

by Bearded March 6, 2008

Dingleberry sniffer

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.

"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone

by GMGN April 21, 2020

dinglefritz

A whacko dipstick who needs to be slapped with a trout.

Michael the dinglefritz tried to put pop cans in his car rust holes. Where's the trout?

by Ian Burman and Alyssa Adelman August 14, 2003

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008

dingledonut

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

dingletwang

Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"

"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"

by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007