Mommy Dimitrescu

Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.

I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY

SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

lady dimitrescu

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community

"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

by shark rights May 6, 2021

Dimitri Martin

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

by Casey .S April 13, 2007

dimitri horton

He is a mant. Very aggressive and feisty mant.

dimitri horton is the mant the mant up.

by XxBigBoy123xX November 12, 2018

Dimitri Orlov

When do high on meth you turn into are saviour Dimitri Orlov who is ruler of world.

When me and my buddy ripped sooooo much lines of meth we turn into Dimitri Orlov

by Dimitri Orlov August 25, 2020

Lord Dimitri

Lord Dimitri, a well known user of Google Plus, was an internet raider, and doxxer. He was one of the most well known raiders among the site. He ran Et Templarii Ordinis, one of the better raiding groups in the entire bunch. Lord Dimitri was also affiliated with TPNG, and modern day UTTP.

Person 1 "Have you heard of Lord Dimitri?"

Person 2 "The well known raider on Google Plus, right?"

Person 1 "Yeah, that's him."

by King Arthur Pendragon November 8, 2018

Dimitrije

Dimitrije is the closest humanity will get to sigma male. He is so handsome and very good in bed and has a big dig dong, he is also smart, a perfect friend and boyfriend.

Yo is that Dimitrije?!
Yep that's him, he is just perfect.

by titipipi November 21, 2021