Dickcess

The accomplishment of bringing a girl home after a nightout, and penising her.

Ernie: Did you penis that slut girl last night?
Bert: Yes, one of my better dickcesses.

by JustineTobuscus May 17, 2012

dickpressed

sad because of your lack of receiving dick

damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed

by Babadookiedigger October 12, 2018

dickless prick

just a person that has no dick and is an asshole

Guy: your a fucking loser
You: fuck you ya dickless prick

by beatleboy0717 January 19, 2008

DICKLESS

A person with no genitals or dick 'literally' . A man who is ashamed for obvious reasons to show whatevers lurking underneath his pants.

Sal vitale is a dickless guy whos afraid to show anybody his stump.

by feefce January 16, 2008

dicknesis

The masterful art of using your mind to control an erection thereby, avoiding embarrassment. One must however note that dicknesis can only be practiced by individuals with an IQ of 115 and above.

Dude, after Mary-Ann sat on me with that luscious ass, I had to use dicknesis to avoid revealing how horny I was.

by juvenylle September 28, 2010

Dickless

The state when you lose your boner while you have sex

She did not enjoy since i became dickless

by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.

Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008