dicktorias secret

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.

Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

by Ram ranch cowboy January 2, 2021

dicktorus

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.

Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus

by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011

dicktease

a gurl who gets a guy hard and doesnt do anything with him

monica is a dicktease

by sexy, hottie May 13, 2005

dicktop

To paint a penis on the roof of abuilding in the hope a google maps plane or similar will see it and or photograph it. Originated from cNet's podcast the 404.

LOL! I dicktoped my house and now its on google earth

by graymalkin May 7, 2009

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

dick toe

When a man's parts are in any way visible through awkward tightness in the pants, poor sitting position, wearing "banana hammock" underwear with running shorts or experiencing a frontal wedgie. The male version of camel toe.

Coffeeshop:
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.

by Pherocious August 23, 2010

Dicktective

wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.

Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.)
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.

by Dettol February 14, 2012