Dicklement

The act of complementing a guy on his penis.

Man, at the party last night Tom kept on getting his cock out. He was totally fishing for a dicklement.

by fagmuttonmittenbutton February 19, 2011

dicklelickle

Someone who likes to suck dick (such as your cousin)

That kid Joedamien over there is a dicklelickle 😥💦

by Omgbrooooxp April 4, 2016

dicelexia

Misreading of dice in a board game.

Dave didn't intentionally count incorrectly, he has dicelexia.

by Runwalk1 August 18, 2017

Dickslexia

When your dick gets confused (sexually)

“It’s like a straight dude jerking off to James Charles dressed as a girl, he got dickslexia!”

by ifibackitup February 21, 2020

dicklesaur

A dipshit boyfriend.

Amy finally got rid of her dicklesaur.

by Cherrypi007 April 20, 2021

Dicklomat

Dicklomat: diplomats and/or their staff who double park their cars (with diplomatic license plates), park in front of fire hydrants, run red lights, etc. with immunity from traffic or law enforcement.

Commonly found in Washington, D.C. & New York City (especially during United Nations General Assembly week)

"Dude, I almost got run over by a dicklomat's limousine over on Park Avenue".

"Nice. A dicklomat's car has blocked my driveway, and the NYPD tell me there's nothing they can do. Again."

by Enriques212 October 20, 2010

dickslexia

A preference for smaller dicks.

Billy has a tiny penis, so he'll need to find a girl with dickslexia

by pkiff August 6, 2011