dickfart

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

dickfor

The Tweed way of pulling a fast one on your unsuspecting Grandmother.

"Hey Grandmother"
"Yes, Honeydew"
"Will you get me a dickfor for Christmas?"
"What's a dickfor?"
"PISSIN' AND SCREWIN'"

by Moonracer May 13, 2005

Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

by zac archer April 18, 2010

dickfer

from the movie, "spies like us".

Emmett Fitz-Hume: Did you here that?
Austin Millbarge: Yeah, it's a dickfer.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's a dickfer?
Austin Millbarge: To pee with.

by hyun January 20, 2005

Dickflurry

When you're banging a chick, take a shit in her mouth, then proceed to piss in it. Then, use your dick as a stirring straw and put it in her mouth to mix the shit with the piss. Then nut in her mouth. And to top it off, punch her in the face and make sure the blood drips into her mouth and mixes in with the shit, piss and cum. I give you, the Dickflurry.

This one chick here dow, I gave how a Dickflurry foww showw.

by DillingerXXX January 13, 2011

dickfuck

A name for anyone who does something fucking stupid.

*Andy eats Mark's apple pie*
- " Andy you fucking dickfuck piece of shit, you ate my apple pie" says Mark with a tone of aggression.

by pusssy-slayer January 28, 2016

dickburn

after you finish whacking it really hard and your urethra burns for like a half hour

ive got the worst case of dickburn

by nigger joe January 11, 2005