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dickfaggery

1. Completely inane and supercilious homosexuality; ridiculously pointless gayness.

2. Wholly douchebaggish and idiotic behavior; combining aspects of both a dick and a contemporary faggot.
1. Jasper could not believe the level of dickfaggery displayed by the group of flamers.

2. Carla deeply resented the prurient dickfaggery of the jeering construction workers.
by D. Ick December 11, 2010
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dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch
I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.
by alvarez5th October 6, 2017
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Dickfacts

Facts that are right because guys are always right.
She’s gonna give me head tonight, and that’s dickfacts
by Burkio June 27, 2019
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Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011
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dickface

To draw humorous/obscene designs on the face of an unconscious individual, usually one who has overindulged in recreational substances.
John drank way too much last Thursday, and we dickfaced him with a laundry pen. It still says "Free Mustache Rides" on his forehead.
by Will January 13, 2004
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dickfacemagee

a polite word for a teacher who makes a bad decision.
Mr.Jones is such a dickfacemagee, he got me expelled for writing "i hate math" up on the board. he's a science teacher!
by helmethead101 January 14, 2008
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dickfarmer

by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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