dichotomy

where you compare two things that normally don't go together

That fly ho standing next to that drippin' skank is one hell of a dichotomy.

by Phizil August 28, 2003

dichotomy

a scenerio that is divided into two mutually exclusive or contradictory parts

A couple having sex on their first date is a dichotomy since the man is usually commended for it, yet the woman is labeled a slut more often than not.

by giovany August 7, 2006

dichotomy

1. Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions.
2. Astronomy. The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.
3. Botany. Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.

“the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Auchincloss)

by Robert August 26, 2003

Dildotastic

an adjective use to describe something that is worth using a dildo over.

Jock 1: "Hey, the cheerleaders just learned how to do a sexy dance!"

Jock 2: "That's dildotastic"

by Kelaina September 5, 2009

dicot

1. one of the categories of plants characterized by organized vascular bundles and branched leaf veins
2. the gang rivals of the monocots

"Di-cots! represent. screw monocots with their frikkin unorganized vascular bundles."
"yo, monocot. don't be all up in my stomata."

by amoeba April 10, 2005

dichotomy

Used in the phrase when a girl says to a guy while having intercourse and the ship has already been sailed
(dick-out-o'-me)

"Hurry up and get your dichotomy, I have an appointment in like 5 minutes!"

by Bob Faggot December 27, 2007

dichotomy

what you need after having unprotected sex with an extremely slutty girl

<man 1> so what did he say bro?
<man 2> the dr. said i need a dichotomy

by The Ju1ce August 27, 2003