Ditch

If you are ditched, your girlfriend or boyfriend abandons you or less leaves you. It means they probably aren't interested anymore, or they are seeing someone else.
by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016
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Ditching

When a pearson leaves in the middle of a conversation with another pearson withought telling them they are leaving!
evil Maria is always Ditching the sweet inocent Andreas on facebook chat and comes back after he texts her and she pretends she was only gone for a minute because she felt bad for him !! :( :(
by Dr. Drey ;) November 13, 2011
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Ditch

Ur a ditch!
Fuck You!
by benjamincheese April 19, 2017
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Ditch

A combined of a dick and a bitch
Don't be such a ditch
by Tonssss November 26, 2016
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Ditch

A sexual sort of act that conjures up no real tangible images of sex, but is dirty nonetheless.

This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.

That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.
"I think your face is pretty, wanna ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"
by EngramAgility April 29, 2009
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Ditch

To change plans on an external party within 24 hours of the expected time of the original agreement.
Laura ditched Stephen 2 1/2 times last week.
by NotStephen January 18, 2013
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ditch

(noun) a mash of dick and bitch. A universal word that can be used for both genders
"That girl stood me up on the blind date"
"Sorry man, she's such a ditch"
by sarahlikesyourface June 25, 2012
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