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Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
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Retard Detector

When you hold your hand out at someone and if your invisible Retard Detector beeps their retarded.
Hey my Retard Detector started beeping near you so that means you're Retarded
by GreenBeanMan March 14, 2021
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Improbable Destructor

The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD
person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"

person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"

person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"
by lukaa June 25, 2021
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alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"
by sfy January 6, 2008
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sperm detector

Gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. So named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on "CSI" and "The Da Vinci Code."
(1) Whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? You're big pimpin now.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
by nerak June 14, 2006
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Tramp Detector

An individual or object that can setect loose females(tramps) in a crowd of people by the look in their eyes. In a group of friends there is always one Tramp Detector.
Dylan Thoemke: Whoa, dude there is a hot tramp across the bar.

Michael: How can you tell shes a tramp?

Dylan Thoemke: The tramp detector in my pants is going off.
by Vladamir Cosak April 16, 2011
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Radar Detector

When a car is driving ahead of you and just a little faster than you.
See that red car up there? He's my radar detector.

That Toyota just got pulled over, I had better slow down until I find myself another radar detector.
by Harmony08 October 4, 2010
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