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hater dependency syndrome

a) When you like someone because they hate you

b) trying to change the mind of someone who hates you by kissing ass
im going to pretend i hate that boy that i like so he gets hater dependency syndrome
by effyspseudonym June 19, 2011
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Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD)

A disease in which a man cannot achieve any sort of erectile function without visual or auditory pornographic images or sounds.

One obtains this disease when he masturbates constantly, on a daily basis, accompanied by use of pornographic images or sounds.

There is no cure for the disease, as Pornography is a drug that scientists haven't studied enough to find a cure for Pornographic Dependency Disorder.
I've been using porn to masturbate for thirteen years! I can't get an erection without it, my doctor said I have Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD)
by Dr. Bill Clinton PhD October 2, 2009
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Ho'Dependant

A person that is 'Ho'Dependant' can be a man or woman. This person is dependant and in most cases even addicted to maintaining a constant stream of Ho's they fuck around with.The only real goal in mind is to insure a consistant never ending Ho-flow, even if it means returning to some more than once. Reguardless of this 'handycap' the Ho'Dependant are still capable of having mostly short term relationships.The only guarantee for the future is that even before the relationship ends the Ho-flow will definately resume(not that it ever stopped).So just be a good Ho and go with the flow!
Bobby-Upps has a different Ho with him every he goes out. He told me he cant help it because he is Ho'Dependant . He has learned to not only live with this handycap but to love it too!
by Tommy&LilJody March 11, 2010
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dependant

is not spelled that way. Try, "dependent." c.f. definately
Why is this so hard? The correct spelling of "dependant" is "dependent."
by June Cleaver August 5, 2006
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Vaginal dependence

When a guy has an uncontrollable urge to talk and or give a girl a hug in the hallway of a school and or in a public place while he's walking with other males.
Person 1: Dude, Chris has a bad case of vaginal dependence.

Person 2: Yea man I know everytime he sees any girl he ditches us!!!! It's getting out of control
by HolyTwinkys August 28, 2013
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Significant Other Dependency Syndrome or SODS effects millions of north americans. The symptoms include but are not limited to : change in sleep patterns ex. staying in and passing out by 10 on a friday night, decreased attention on ones personal fitness level (often referred to as comfort weight), the inability to sleep comfortably alone, the necessity to be in constant contact and in severe cases they even multiply.

These people often socialize with their own type. It is very uncommon to find only a couple people with SODS at a party. They used to go through a ritual so we could identify these people easily by a quick glance at their left hand but now many have abandoned this ritual which leaves them unnoticed.
"Did you go to that house party last night?"
"Yea, it was terrible! Everyone there had Significant Other Dependency Syndrome (SODS)"
by CynicalCanadian October 24, 2011
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bitch dependency

to have a unhealthy relationship or attraction to a lady(also referred to as bitch). To treat women as equals.
Tom doublis is the boondocks has bitch dependency
by nleidigh November 28, 2007
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