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darius

A sexy beast that can get any girl to have sex with him. He is also the master of everything (particularly having sex). Recent definitions are champion and the chosen one with a 13 inch wonderstick

Ex. Whoa a darius visitid me last night and showed me his wonderful powers.
I love having sex with darius
by Total pwnage June 3, 2009
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Darius

a persuasive person who love sports, helps others even tho it does not benefit him, a including kid/adult, gets girls to love him, Handsome kid/adult, a trickster and a rebel
by LIl Dare June 2, 2018
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wangus be dangus

a phrase alluding to an incidence with impotence
Last night, we had a little wangus be dangus, if you know what I mean!
by anonymous December 17, 2004
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Darius

A very attractive male with a big penis. He is usually good at sports, and funny. He gives great advice and gets all the girls.
I want Darius.
Come here Darius.
by Demariua Parker June 5, 2019
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Daddy Darius (DD)

Daddy Darius(DD) is a very shy classmate that is basically scared of girls. All the girls are simping for him, mainly because he is Daddy Andrei's bestie and he gives the homework to them. He also has glasses so he can see boobs.
Alina:Why is Daddy Darius (DD) wearing glasses?
Sara:Because he is a perverd.
by Simpybigpi December 13, 2021
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Darius Rucker

1. Someone I am "blacker" than.

2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".

4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.
Commercial Director: "We need to find an African-American celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, but...

Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?

Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"

Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."

Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"
by LordLoudoun April 16, 2011
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Darius

A male who is sweet, funny, and outgoing.
He tends to make up crews for his friends.

He sometimes can be a whore but girls still love him. he has an enormus penis that is scary to every girl that sees it. he was raped as a child from his uncle but thats okay because he isnt suicidal anymore.
Damn ima start bein a darius.

Im like Darius i can cheat and girls still love me!
by Kojack aka poohman February 16, 2010
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