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2 centimeter defeater

-yo bro have you met the 2 centimeter defeater yesterday?

-yeah bro i couldnt walk afterwards.
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cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
by Godsninja November 2, 2013
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cussometer

A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.
The word jerk is very high on Marcy's cussometer.
by raidercoy March 24, 2009
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Centimeter-Peter

Usually used as an unkind insult to a male. Can also be used for a small dick the size of a Centimeter smaller or not much larger.
Person 1- Haha last x-mas party I got to see Person 3's Centimeter-Peter!
Person 2-Really..........that was kinda a harsh insult i'm not much bigger.
Person 1-Oh.......
by Sydsyd June 7, 2013
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centimeter

There are a lot of centimeters in San Francisco.
by Potty Porter February 1, 2005
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centimeter peter

What you call someone who has a penis length of one centimeter
by FaZe_Kneegar January 31, 2019
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Cuntobster

Noun-A parasite found on the pubes of cunty women that like to fuck everything in sight. Mostly found on Karen’s. They will try to dictate what you’re doing wrong and want to speak to the manager. Larger than crabs but just as itchy and annoying
Tricia-OMG Arvin you’re scratching a lot down there.
Arvin- My dick hasn’t worked right since fucking Karen and it’s always looking at me like I’m the manager. I think she gave me cuntobsters.
by XxtwoodxX June 16, 2021
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