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Cuntmanagement

The act of managing a customer or colleagues expectations by being a total cunt; usually used for informing customers that they are in fact not ‘king’ by being stern with them and treating them like spoiled little children.
An example of Cuntmanagement would be when a customer walks to the front of a queue in a bank and asks to withdraw ten pounds. The teller informs the customer that there is a queue system & that he must wait his turn. When the customer explains that he only needs ten pounds the teller dismisses his request out of hand & orders him to the back of the queue
by Pato Banton Shizzle September 27, 2011
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cuntsandwich

An asshole who needs to get they ass BEAT.
Alfredo tried to throw shade with his lousy-ass. He just a little cuntsandwich
by LivingCarcass March 19, 2018
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cuntmaggot

Literally, of course, the maggot of a cunt.

However, in general a very strong insult, applied to a truly despicable and egregiously unpleasant person.
That Dick Cheney is a fucking cuntmaggot.
by wyldwyl April 17, 2008
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cummando

a gay commando who likes to take the jizz it in the face
the cummander issued a cummand to his cummando's
by flappin cock November 18, 2009
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Cuntman

Caitlin Jenner is a cuntman
He is literally a dude with pussy.
by Kotarojujo069 March 2, 2022
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Cuntmander

A genderlesss pokemon. It looks somewhat like a clam. The juices it drips will kill a person, while its smell can paralyze anything.
The cuntmander spewed its juices.
by Anal Anny November 26, 2003
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cuntmander-in-chief

A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.
I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.
by verbiage November 29, 2011
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