When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.
"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"
"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."
"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."
"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
by marc nofler January 2, 2007
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Though this disorder can be lived with, but it can be fatal if the sufferer crosses the wrong person.
Symptoms vary from general rudeness, to inappropriate comments and just General cuntyness.
Though this disorder can be lived with, but it can be fatal if the sufferer crosses the wrong person.
Symptoms vary from general rudeness, to inappropriate comments and just General cuntyness.
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1: a science that deals with the sexual composition, structure, and properties of sexual substances and with the transformations that they undergo. Sexually.
2a: a strong mutual sexual attraction, attachment, or sympathy <they have a special cumistry> b: interaction between people working together in bed, or the champagne room ; specifically : such interaction when harmonious or effective boning occurs <a team lacking cumistry>
2a: a strong mutual sexual attraction, attachment, or sympathy <they have a special cumistry> b: interaction between people working together in bed, or the champagne room ; specifically : such interaction when harmonious or effective boning occurs <a team lacking cumistry>
"Ali, whats the cumistry like between you and Derek?"
"Lets just say... I'm cleaning it off right now...explosive."
"Lets just say... I'm cleaning it off right now...explosive."
by MLC Jr. June 17, 2009
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Person A: Dude, did you hear about Jack and Laura's divorce?
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Laura was cheating on Jack with his brother while he was in the hospital receiving chemo treatments.
Person B: Are you serious?
Person A: Yeah, and now she's asking for the house and the car.
Person B: Poor guy. That bitch is such a cuntstrosity.
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Laura was cheating on Jack with his brother while he was in the hospital receiving chemo treatments.
Person B: Are you serious?
Person A: Yeah, and now she's asking for the house and the car.
Person B: Poor guy. That bitch is such a cuntstrosity.
by MlC July 29, 2012
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Get the cuntstruck mug.Cuntist is the definition of a person who is a artist at being a cunt.
It can also be used to point at someone that does art about cunts.
It can also be used to point at someone that does art about cunts.
by omak sus June 6, 2021
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