Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

Cuntensation

Ladies, when you've done a set on any seated machine at the gym. When you stand up you see a small wet line on the seat.

Little awkward moment for you and your P.T.
Someone has a sweating box.

All that warmth and moisture transfered in that one moment.

Wow look at that cuntensation on that seat, don't touch it!

by Filthysparky September 23, 2020

Clapensation

The act of clapping cheeks in the form of compensation for a debt or service rendered

Doug: Dude she drove you 2 hours to that? Are you going to Venmo her for gas?
Tom: Nah, I will provide clapensation though

by Zack and the Throbbing Horns August 29, 2022

Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

Compensation

Corporate language refering to a person's salary, esp. if said salary is ludicrously high and/or the person in question is a celebrity or otherwise someone whose job is also his/her hobby.

Mr. Beckham is guaranteed a total compensation of minimum $4 million per annum under the terms of his new contract, an MLS spokesman said.

by bikeridetothemoon November 8, 2012

cumversationist

A cumversationist is a guy who likes to talk while you're sucking his dick.

A lot of guys are cumversationists and talk while you're sucking their dick!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005