4 definitions by bikeridetothemoon
The erroneous belief - prevalent among certain groups of young males - that one is legally entitled to sexual intercourse with any female with whom one shares a birthday
B: I was born on February 20th, so I have the right to bang Rihanna.
A: You are one lucky MF. I was born on April 4th and must settle for Jamie Lynn Spears.
A: You are one lucky MF. I was born on April 4th and must settle for Jamie Lynn Spears.
by bikeridetothemoon May 28, 2012
Corporate language refering to a person's salary, esp. if said salary is ludicrously high and/or the person in question is a celebrity or otherwise someone whose job is also his/her hobby.
Mr. Beckham is guaranteed a total compensation of minimum $4 million per annum under the terms of his new contract, an MLS spokesman said.
by bikeridetothemoon May 29, 2012
Hatemiration is the feeling of hatred towards an individual or group of individuals who possess (or are perceived to possess) a quality or set of qualities that the hatemirer admires. Since hatemiration is a deeply contradictory and often blatantly irrational feeling, it is frequently suppressed, the hatemirer commonly preferring instead to pretend s/he just hates the individual/group s/he hatemires. It's usually a front for deep prejudice, although the hatemirer, of course, would never admit to that. (Confusingly, any expression of the feeling can also be inverted, ie the hatemirer professes admiration for the (perceived) qualities of the individual/group in question whilst leaving little doubt s/he wishes they did not possess them.)
#1: I HATE Barack HUSSEIN Obama!
#2 (inverted hatemiration ("admirtred"?): Those Jaimaican sprinters sure are brilliant, AREN'T THEY?
#2 (inverted hatemiration ("admirtred"?): Those Jaimaican sprinters sure are brilliant, AREN'T THEY?
by bikeridetothemoon April 9, 2014
A celebrity who - regardless of what achievements elevated him/her to celebrity status in the first place - these days is principally known not for said achievements, but rather for his/her subsequent disappearance from the the public eye. This event may have occured through choice (see: recluse) or courtesy of unaccountable circumstance (see: Lord Lucan). Either way, the disappearance act imbues the inviselebrity with a certain mythical glow, which, paradoxically, serves to enhance his/her (possibly unwanted) fame, often beyond the grave.
Amelia Earhart can arguably be considered the Godmother of all inviselebrities.
Thanks to JD Salinger's enduring inviselebrity status, more than 100 000 copies of The Catcher In The Rye are still sold every year.
Thanks to JD Salinger's enduring inviselebrity status, more than 100 000 copies of The Catcher In The Rye are still sold every year.
by bikeridetothemoon April 9, 2014