cucking fat

Drunken rhyming slang for a cat that you really hate! (swop the first letter of each word for sober translation)

Come home from the pub and trip over the cat, "I'm gonna kill that cucking fat!"

by Rusty Camaro August 31, 2003

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

culving

to perform every single gay sex act in 1 24 hour period

man i watched this video of this guy culving last night, his asshole nearly tore open

by lil kqr July 24, 2009

Dirty Culkin

Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"

I wore the Dirty Culkin you gave me this morning all day at work.

by jayjayjunior January 3, 2009

Aidan / The Great Culling!

Aidan, an ancient entity known to have descended from the heavens upon us. He is a creature of mass destruction, he is a vessel of hate, and an unstoppable force of chaos, he is known as manifest a puppy to lure his next victims close to devour their souls, ever since he strived for Damascus on Modern Warfare he has fallen out of favor of the gods, losing his position as the great culling, and being reduced to a beast thriving off the souls of the unfortunate individuals who happen upon his residency.

Thou has stumbled upon Aidan / The Great Culling! He is close to devouring my soul, I am writing this letter to my love as a goodbye I lo...

by The All-Father May 21, 2021

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

cullingus

Cullingus is in general the art of oral sex, when one connects mouth to vagina.

"Dude my cullingus skillz are fucken awesome, I should become a pornstar"
or
"I'm quite good at cullingus, i've watched heaps of porn baby"

by NZcullingus September 23, 2007