crustard

A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.

"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."

by Owen L November 24, 2009

crustophobia

A psychological condition resulting in fear of food with crusts.

My wife was recently diagnosed with crustophobia due to her fear of consuming food with crusts.

by jmansfield04 February 14, 2010

Crustomer

A crusty ass customer who can't recognize the difference between customer service and flirting.

That crustomer just rolled up in the bank and told me I had a beautiful finger when I showed him how to use the ATM.

by Therealhneal January 10, 2015

Cruster

An older person, typically over 50, who tries to hang out with a much younger crowd, often dressing and acting like they were in high school again.

We went to go dancing Saturday night, but there were too many "crusters" on the dance floor, so we left.

by California Dreaming February 4, 2010

Cruster

Those crusty toenails you find on your nans feet.

My nan has many crusters

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

Crustard-top

Crustard-top - (noun) disc shape crust formation that forms at the top of a mustard dispenser.

I've been saving up crustard-tops for 2 years. Pretty soon I'll be able to make a crustard-top sandwich.

by Helmut Kientz January 21, 2007

Cruster

A skate artist. One who consistantly slimes out of anything physically or mentally demanding. An individual who talks big game but never backs it up. Will repetitively tell the same story but with different details each time without realizing that he contradicted himself. A cruster will not own his own vehicle, and thereby mooches rides via the 'guilt trip' method. Paying gas money is completely out of the question, so don't ask. You will owe everything to a cruster. Always claims to be broke, yet always seems to have more than enough money for alcohol.

"You never run? You're such a cruster!"

"That girl called in sick 3 times in a row... what a cruster"

by xXSk8erChicAXx March 22, 2010