Crappler

An politically partisan news site infamous for its inaccurate news.

Don't believe a word it prints. It's just another crappler.

by MichaelSaint32 August 21, 2020

Cripple Grape

The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.

Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.

by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011

Cripplepotamus

A fat person on a scooter

"Shit, don't get run over the cripplepotamus."

by CloudX9 December 15, 2011

crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

crapplebees

The name people call Applebee's when they hate it.

Person 1: heard you went to applebees

Person 2: no, I went to crapplebees

by UrbanizedLife409 June 3, 2016

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017

whipple cripple

A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.

Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 14, 2017