Crawfish

A woman with an attractive body, but an unattractive face. Much like the crustacean, you want to bite off the head and eat the body.

Oh man, this girl has the greatest pair of tits, but her face looks like her neck threw up. Total crawfish!

by wlc123 March 1, 2011

Personality Catfishing

When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.

Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.

by Coral McFlynn October 17, 2019

mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

crawfish ass

The state of having as ass so ugly and red that it looks like a crawfish.

Chris's crawfish ass is scaring all the ladies away at the nude beach.

by shakeitgirl December 13, 2012

Capfishing

- someone who’s on the internet acting like their about it or got it when in reality they don’t.

These niggas be capfishing.

by MartyBadass December 13, 2018

Capfishing

When a man (specifically and particularly a man) staaaays wearing a cap because he KNOWS very well that he looks terrible without it.

This man is always complaining about how women wear weaves and mislead men yet he stays capfishing.

by Themb_C March 20, 2020