[Holy crapola]

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

by Kplumb August 3, 2008

crapmostank

One of those words you can use in pretty much any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "crapmostank," and people will know exactly what you're talking about. At least in the south part of America.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a crapmostank", the act of caring about something.
4. An expression of surprise.
5. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
6. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.
7. You lost your keys? Crapmostank.
8. CRAAAAP-MO-STAAAAAANK she's hot!
9. I don't give a crapmostank what you think!
11. You will be crapmostanked for doing that.
12. You're so rude! Crapmostank!
13. Person 1: *sneaking up behind Person 2* BOO!
Person 2: CRAPMOSTANK!!

Person 1: Tie the rope around his neck!
6 seconds later
Person 2: Crapmostank! The rope snapped!

by Jens Wedberg July 9, 2012

clapton

Eric Clapton.
Worshipped by many as a guitar god

....Clapton is god.....

by henry cannabis August 11, 2006

craponomy

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

by diana gibson July 21, 2004

craphouse

A bathroom, especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.

I have to go to the craphouse.

by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Crapolita

A Mexican crap/crapola.

Oh crap! Look at that crapolita Pepita left on the porch! I think she had too many tacos...

by maty.eats.mangos July 4, 2011