Crapiling

Procrastinating to crap. Like constipation, but you force yourself not to crap.

- Why don't you go to the bathroom?
- I can't, I'm crapiling.

by F.U.M.A. May 31, 2011

Craplings

Craplings pronounced crap-lings can be objects, attitudes, feelings, or cultures that are negative in nature and unwanted.

At my interview the potential boss brought up a few craplings about the office I didn't like.

When I went to buy a used car I found a few craplings that made me not want to buy it anymore.

by nae_kid21 October 13, 2011

capalini

When someone is capping and you know it.

person1: I caught 4 bodies this summer
person2: capalini , you capping and i know it

by vxncent October 15, 2019

craparoni

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

by babygrl March 19, 2004

crapalanche

When all your various papers, books, clothing, etc. piles up so high that parts of it topple over, you've got yourself a crapalanche.

Avalanche of crap.

Debby is such a slob. She has mountains of stuff everywhere in her house. Once time I saw the cat brush against one of them and nearly get buried in the crapalanche.

by donameche January 4, 2010

Crapacino

A crappily made $4 coffee drink

I waited 10 minutes on line, paid $4 and ended up with a louse crapacino.

by Pete's Friend February 24, 2006

crapalanche

an avalanche of crap

When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009