F.U.M.A.'s definitions

Sexamus

The ability to be sexy without work.

Justin Bieber looks so sexamus.

by F.U.M.A. April 26, 2011

Crapiling

Procrastinating to crap. Like constipation, but you force yourself not to crap.

- Why don't you go to the bathroom?
- I can't, I'm crapiling.

by F.U.M.A. May 31, 2011