F.U.M.A.'s definitions

Crapiling

Procrastinating to crap. Like constipation, but you force yourself not to crap.

- Why don't you go to the bathroom?
- I can't, I'm crapiling.

by F.U.M.A. May 31, 2011

Sexamus

The ability to be sexy without work.

Justin Bieber looks so sexamus.

by F.U.M.A. April 26, 2011