crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!

Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

crapachinno

when you shit in a blender, add milk and ice, then blend it and give it to your sexual partner.

Chris drank my crapachinno yesterday after we walked in the park under the moonlight sun on teusday nights.

by gay-i-am May 20, 2007

San Crapadino

slang for San Bernardino, a crappy, run down city in southern California.

I'm glad I got out of San Crapadino.

by zezee June 23, 2006

Crappaccino

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!

by EvelynTurtleDove January 7, 2011

Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee

Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 13, 2019

crapacious

the act of being "crappy"; low-quality; disappointing

The movie "The Hulk" was beyond crapacious.

by Cookie August 23, 2003

Crapachino

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021