crinklesnoop

Literally the ugliest thing to ever exist, nobody loves a crinklesnoop and if you know one in real life... RUN!

Will: I love crinklesnoop he's so sexy and attractive!
Ava: Shut the fuck up you liar.

by Sjajsjhdhdjaks December 31, 2022

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

cankles

the seamless blend of calf into ankle. accomplished by inflammation, obesity, athleticism or a combinaiton of the three. the affected leg takes on the shape of a summer sausage with a human foot at the end. there is no defintion of the calf because it is obscured most often by fat which spills down over the ankle, hiding it, and causing a cankle to form.

im glad maggie doesn't have cankles anymore, although now im the only one left in the cankle support group

by ChipK September 5, 2005

crinkles

The vertical lines around your asshole.

Tom has 15 crinkles around his butthole.

by laceyo June 11, 2006

crinkles

Having swag, steeze or style.
Rizz, finesse.

tsh, That man has mad crinkles.
Hes acting so crinkly right now

Nah, hes got too many crinkles, he finessing something

by Tamale Stick March 7, 2022

Cankles

When your so fat, instead of having an ankle, you feet go straight up to your calves

Fuck those cankles are huge!

by Hmgkjfukgfkh April 5, 2015

crunklesided

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards, back-asswards, and sideways; caddywhompus

This old house sure dose have some crunklesided walls.

by Geoge P. Burdell July 27, 2016