In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.
Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
by parkk December 9, 2012
Get the Parker Coulsonmug. First and foremost: slut! Doing his best to truly live the 'life of Riley'. Tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. Rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. Hard working...(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.
The urinal in the boys' locker room got blown off the wall? That was a Riley Coulson!
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
by scissorhands1999 December 9, 2012
Get the Riley Coulsonmug. by Elizabeth Semper May 10, 2018
Get the Coulsonmug. A silly sussy Baka. Very cute. Pretty and athletic. Sus. Smells like Ed sheeran. Aye aye aye aye aye.
by Uuuuuugooooooohhhhhhoooooo June 9, 2021
Get the Alex Coulsonmug.