One of the coolest and funnest people around. He's one of the guys that everyone in a friend group enjoys being around, just because of how nice and funny he is around anyone. A Coulson is admired by everyone. He could eat and digest his napkin after eating a cupcake and everyone he is with would start doing the same because of how cool and influential he is. A must have for every group of friends.
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy over there? He looked so cool, I wish I could be friends with him.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.
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Get the dirty coulson mug.First and foremost: slut! Doing his best to truly live the 'life of Riley'. Tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. Rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. Hard working...(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.
The urinal in the boys' locker room got blown off the wall? That was a Riley Coulson!
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
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