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Cottaging

Cottaging, the act of standing in a plastic bag whilst acts of buggery are performed on you by another in a public convenience cubicle.
We caught some dirty buggers cottaging in the bogs in the park last night.
by Benson August 13, 2003
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cottageous

Having cottage fever, i.e. having a desire to go to a cottage, or experiencing cottage life.
I won't be in the city this weekend, I'm totally cottageous!
by jmaaron May 25, 2021
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cottager

a gay man who waits outside of a public restroom to wait for another gay man to come out and crack his ass
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Cottage

Yet another word for bed. A place of "recreation" and rest. A longer version of the word (cot).
"My boyfriend and i dont plan on just sleeping in my cottage tonight".
"Fancy coming back to my cottage" .
by Bri-Jolie June 12, 2008
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cottaging

British/Canadian term for going to the cottage, chalet or camp located in a rural or semi-rural area.
We're going cottaging for the long weekend.
by new_world_wanker August 8, 2007
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cottaging

When public employees, especially police, fire, toll and emergency workers, hide away somewhere away from the public, possibly together, in order to goof off on the job, or pad their hours, especially for overtime pay.
Joe pulled in 2000 hours of overtime last year from cottaging on the job.
by Tommie T December 15, 2011
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Cottage

A small, wooden structure located on the grounds of a mansion which stores women. They are given no rights and are forced to live there to work as slaves to the people of the mansion. Only a couple feet wide and a couple feet high, the tiny cottage stores up to 100 women at one time. At feeding time, they are given blended pig slops. At washing time, they are made clean with a fire hose. Clothes are not permitted inside, and they may not leave under any circumstances. Trying to escape or disobeying is punishable by automatic death.
All the girls were frightened to be put into the cottage, for they would live a life of slavery.
by FriedChikn July 6, 2010
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