Tachy Goes To Coventry

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Forum Administrator: I think we need to Tachy Goes To Coventry that user already.

by benzoenator April 14, 2008

convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

convenience rag

a piece of cloth you grab at the point of climax, reagardless of what it is.

"mum, thers a funny lukin stain on my napkin"

"craig, dont ever use a napkin as a convenience rag again!"

by corpsio October 8, 2005

Trenchcoat Convention

When a group of government agents (i.e. FBI, DEA, ATF, etc.) are enacting a search warrant on a premises. So named because of the large amount of agents that wear trenchcoats as part of their attire. Term used more often in colder regions of the country. Can also apply to municipal law enforcement detectives as well.

"Did you see the trenchcoat convention at the meth lab down the street? Looks like they finally busted those guys."

by Boozy Springer November 6, 2006

Republican National Convention

What people think about when in a situation that they don't want to get a hard on

Republican national convention, Republican national convention, whew all better

by Barrasso August 16, 2008

corvan

Someone who is generally over-worked and under-rested.

You're a cowdery corvan, go to bed.

by Godless_Bastard March 26, 2009

Coventry Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and send a shit log from one man to the other. Known widely as the most efficient way to pass turds between two dudes.

I was about to go drop a deuce, but why don't we just get down to business and take a ride on the Coventry Transit!!

by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021