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Coronaphobe

An uneducated, intelligence lacking person with an irrational fear of death from a non-leathal mild flu virus
Jeez, you back quickly. Yes. The shop was full of coronaphobes so i went through it fast
by Infidel82 August 11, 2020
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Coronaphobe

That kind of person that watches the news too much, and is afraid of Asians. They also believe viruses to be little creatures that are corrosive to toilet paper. In addition the little viruses are allergic to dust masks.
Person: "How are you doing today sir?
Coronaphobe: "Ah! Vyrisys! Grabb de wipdey wipes and glubby gloves."
by Smiggles ; ) March 25, 2020
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coronaphobia

I have coronaphobia...
by maksyak April 1, 2020
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Coronashine Purell

The knock off homemade Moonshine-ish Coronavirus (COVID-19) antiseptic sold on the black market in real Purell containers by those willing to anything to make a buck at onset of the Coronavirus pandemic. In most cases it’s usually made of ingredients such as EverClear, Vodka, or Gin combined with Aloe Vera. Making as much as $500 for 750mL per bottle at underground Speakeasies and PTA meetings.
1.) Barbara and the younginns are slagging this Coronashine Purell I’m brewing behind the trailer in that rusty shed at the school playground. And it is selling better than Girl Scout Cookies in the Spring or shanks and other contraband in a US Federal Maximum Security prison.

2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
by Rezo March 11, 2020
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Coronahoarder

Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.
Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....

Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!

That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!
by builtforspeed March 15, 2020
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coronaphrenia

A psychological condition where everything heard, read or seen regarding to coronavirus is accepted as truth,regardless of any scientific evidence. Manifested by frequent handwashing, unnecessary wearing of masks and compulsive sanitizing of everything within the vicinity
She was suffering from a bad case of coronaphrenia causing her whole family to hide from her
by Dr howard March 29, 2020
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coronaphoner

A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.
I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.
by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020
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