Girl Scout Cookies best known for Northern California's weed.

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.

The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

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Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs

Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.