by the wiss January 11, 2011
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By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.
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by sublimal June 4, 2004
Get the opportunistic mug.A vegetarian that will occasionally eat meat if they are put in a certain situation and wish to do so
Mike: Hey Annabella that's meat you are eating I thought you were a vegetarian?
Annabella: I'm an opportunistic vegetarian and there is not much else to eat while we are camping!
Annabella: I'm an opportunistic vegetarian and there is not much else to eat while we are camping!
by Heady Snobber August 24, 2017
Get the Opportunistic vegetarian mug."Daniel's sisters talk smack about him to his girlfriends because they don't want to see him with other women. They want him to only be theirs so they can feel fulfilled emotionally, mentally and physically while getting ahead in life at his expense. Daniel's sisters are opportunistic people."
by Geoffrey Singh March 10, 2018
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1. a person that may have sex with whatever offers when in the mood, may include inanimate objects as well
2. someone not considered a bisexual but will have sex with anyone of either gender without hesitation
1. a person that may have sex with whatever offers when in the mood, may include inanimate objects as well
2. someone not considered a bisexual but will have sex with anyone of either gender without hesitation
Steve was not a bisexual, he was very much a straight man, but when he was horny it was fair game to anyone who offered but after he peaked it was back to being a straight man, which made him and Opportunistic Fucker
by Idregger April 28, 2011
Get the Opportunistic Fucker mug.A person who lives in the New York area, and often changes what pro sports teams they cheer for based on which ones are doing well. Each of the four major American sports has more than one New York area team: New York Yankees and New York Mets for baseball, New Jersey Jets and New Jersey Giants for football, New York Knicks and New Jersey Nets for basketball; and finally the New York Rangers, New York Islanders, and New Jersey Devils for hockey.
A New York sports opportunist will therefore choose to be a fan of whichever team is currently doing better in each sport. They will then act like they've always been a fan of that team, and vehemently deny ever liking another team in the same sport.
It's important to note that not ALL residents of the New York area are New York sports opportunists, but there are vast numbers of people that are.
A New York sports opportunist will therefore choose to be a fan of whichever team is currently doing better in each sport. They will then act like they've always been a fan of that team, and vehemently deny ever liking another team in the same sport.
It's important to note that not ALL residents of the New York area are New York sports opportunists, but there are vast numbers of people that are.
NYSO: I love the Yankees! I've been a die hard Yankees fan all my life!
REALIST: No you haven't. You wore a Mets hat all through the 80s, and the first half of the 90s. Then suddenly you became a Yankees fan. That makes you a New York sports opportunist.
NYSO: No way, you're just jealous because my team rules!
NYSO: Woohoo! My Giants just ended the Patriots perfect season!
REALIST: Yeah, you weren't a Giants fan until a few weeks ago. I bet you can't even name five players on the team.
NYSO: Well... there's Eli Manning, and... uh....
NYSO: Well, the Nets aren't exactly great, but I'm so glad I like them instead of the Knicks, they really suck!
REALIST: Why do you have a listing on ebay for that autographed Patrick Ewing poster that used to be on your wall for so many years?
NYSO: I have no idea what you're talking about.
NYSO: I love the Devils, but I also bought a bunch of Rangers and Islanders merchandise and buried it in my closet. You know, just in case they ever get good again.
REALIST: Stop the presses.
REALIST: No you haven't. You wore a Mets hat all through the 80s, and the first half of the 90s. Then suddenly you became a Yankees fan. That makes you a New York sports opportunist.
NYSO: No way, you're just jealous because my team rules!
NYSO: Woohoo! My Giants just ended the Patriots perfect season!
REALIST: Yeah, you weren't a Giants fan until a few weeks ago. I bet you can't even name five players on the team.
NYSO: Well... there's Eli Manning, and... uh....
NYSO: Well, the Nets aren't exactly great, but I'm so glad I like them instead of the Knicks, they really suck!
REALIST: Why do you have a listing on ebay for that autographed Patrick Ewing poster that used to be on your wall for so many years?
NYSO: I have no idea what you're talking about.
NYSO: I love the Devils, but I also bought a bunch of Rangers and Islanders merchandise and buried it in my closet. You know, just in case they ever get good again.
REALIST: Stop the presses.
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