cooze missile 

Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.

A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.

Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?

cooze missile by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012

cooze bag 

used to describe someone who really pisses you off

dude you were being a major cooze bag last night

cooze bag by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Cooze Dweller 

One who dwells deep in the within the warm, moist, cooze

Man 1: Man I Blew my load in my Girlfriend yesterday and was a total Cooze Dweller.

Man 2: Damn dude is she still tight?

Cooze Dweller by Cooze Dweller September 19, 2009

Dirty Cooze 

A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.

Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”

Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”

Dirty Cooze by The_short_fisherman November 21, 2018

tired ole road cooze 

biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.

Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.

Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.

tired ole road cooze by DR61009001 August 2, 2008

nun's cooze 

(n.) The tightest substance known to man.

"If there's a nickel of your money in a nun's cooze we'll shake it loose." - Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire.

nun's cooze by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018

Booze Cooze 

A woman who's had a bit too much to drink. The term can be used as a derogatory phrase describing some really loud stupid lush who's screaming about how drunk she is, or as a compliment describing someone who's starting to look pretty good because you've had a few and her inhibitions are down. Synonyms include Last-Call Lady, Late-Night Lush, and the ubiquitous Drunk Bitch.

It's almost last call, let's cruise for booze cooze.

Booze Cooze by boozecoozedotcom September 3, 2009