why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as Lice Chex.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today for a cootie hunt, Mom, including me!

cootie hunt by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

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cootie stamp

after ejaculating into a vagina, the woman presses her gooey snatch against a guys bare leg or wherever available, leaving a cummy wet spot.

Ben: ewww! what the fuck is that!?
Halie: (pulling away with a slosh sound) hahahaha!!!
Ben: oh my God, did you just cootie stamp me?

cootie stamp by Ben&halie November 27, 2012

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cootie cutters

very short shorts, displaying the cootie. Can be quite painful.

These cootie cutters are so tight they are cutting off my circulation!

cootie cutters by lola October 9, 2002

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cootie hole

a ghetto slang for vagina

my boyfriend came over and ate my cootie hole.

cootie hole by protozoa_xtc November 10, 2010

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