Conway Smile

Smiling by means of staring off in space and forming your lips usually so that that top lip is arched and only the top row of teeth show. Then end result usually ends in looking like an idiotic redneck.

Paula: Why did you not load that picture of us on facebook? I wanted to make that my new default picture.

Chad: Sorry, but someone made a Conway Smile in the background, and you know I can't be associated with rednecks.

by John Footpeniz December 17, 2008

Conway Twitty

(verb.)
To randomly pop out of nowhere and start singing country music.

Now introducing, Mr. Conway Twitty. :

by zdfhgjxjivzxjdv April 6, 2008

Conway Springs

A small town you've never heard of

She's from Conway Springs

by Haruka-sama January 28, 2009

Conway Smile

Conway Smile is a type of fellatio whereby the teeth are employed to stimulate the penis. It is believed that people with big teeth are good at this.

I picked up a girl in a bar with big buck teeth, I wanted to take her home and hoped that she gave me a conway smile,

by Artichoke Boy June 7, 2016

conway missouri

A lol bitty ol town bout 15 minutes from the city of "wannabeagayboy" or as some call it lebanon missouri. Conway folks dont take shit and say grace at the table. Go to church on sundys and arent afraid of nothing. Especially all the redneck folks on the outskirts.

Conway Missouri is the most redneck f#"&ing town ive ever seen in my goddamn life

by #dipperdan November 29, 2018

Conway-Pitre Theory

The implosive reaction that theoretically occurs when one morbidly obese individual makes contact with somebody who is exactly pi/10 of his or her weight.

Wow, he's so fat the Conway-Pitre Theory applies to him. RUN!!!

by Melvis Piff February 18, 2004

Conway Christian

This chain of schools is full of the biggest pussies to ever grace the planet. Contrary to belief, Alabama isn't the only place where people fuck their cousins, this school is full of inbred motherfuckers. The staff at this school don't do anything but assign shitty assignments that are so outrageously stupid no one will do them. Their sports teams suck so bad, they haven't won any games since 2009.

Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they pulled a Conway Christian.

by thatbitch39 February 8, 2019